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<reviews itemIdentifier="Horrors_of_Spider_Island">
  <review>
    <reviewbody>A female dance troupe becomes stranded on a lonely island where giant, deadly, and mutagenic  spiders roam.

This cheaply made, poorly acted, and poorly directed movie was clearly meant to appeal to teens. Filled with scantily clad, partially nude or nude young women often in titillating situations, a teenage mentality pervades. The acting, dialog, and editing gave me some good laughs.

I downloaded the mpeg1 file. The audio is out of sync through most of the movie.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Bad monster movie</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>billbarstad</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2007-07-04 18:55:09</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2007-07-04 18:55:09</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>The plot barely existed.  The spider barely existed.  I guess it was used as some kind of excuse to get a bunch of catty, almost nude women together on an island so they could fight each other and enjoy guys leering at them.  All throughout the movie the ears are tortured by stupid sexy woman music.  I was wishing I could fast-forward through most of it.  In other words, a sixteen-year old boy would give it five stars.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Yuck!</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>katpooh9</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-02-28 14:44:49</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-02-28 14:44:49</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>...would give it 5 stars as a previous reviewer stated. I tried it on a grandson. His review- "The opening scene was really neat with the old cars and at about thirty minutes in, the spider was neat in its badness. The movie really sucked and you owe me big time, Grandpa, for even asking me to watch it. 
1 star cause they don't have a half star" I'll trust his judgment and skip this one.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>I wonder if a 16 year old...</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Aitchondo</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-02-28 21:47:08</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-02-28 21:47:08</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>According to the interwebs, this film was a recut of It's Hot In Paradise, they just removed all the nudity (save the barely visible skinny dipping) so they could unleash the movie on the poor poor masses. 

Not a good flick, would like to see the original though.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Original Cut?</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>SonOfChaos</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-07-09 17:27:40</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-07-09 17:27:40</createdate>
    <stars>2</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>Outta Sink &amp; Going Down Toilet..!...Kind Of Movie Boys Were Let Into Free In The Combat Zone. Theater's With Sticky Floors...You Get The Picture, Skip Thin One..!...Or Pass Go And Pick Up Your $10..!</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Ya....It's ....</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>doowopbob</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-12-26 13:28:33</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-12-26 13:28:33</createdate>
    <stars>0</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>No one can tell me this was not tongue in cheek! Even Roger Corman would be rolling in the aisles!</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Magnificent comedy!</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>SedonaShadow</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-12-26 23:39:12</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-12-26 23:39:12</createdate>
    <stars>4</stars>
  </review>
  <info>
    <num_reviews>6</num_reviews>
    <avg_rating>1.80</avg_rating>
  </info>
</reviews>

